The Ballad of Big Eggo, by Pagan Wanderer Lu

The Ballad of Big Eggo

from Pervert Oven by Pagan Wanderer Lu

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lyrics

here I come to save the day
I'm back to take my rightful place
and prevent the destruction of youth culture
by the little punk who stole my crown
with his spiky hair and black and red jumper
there's a new sheriff in town

i wanna be back on the front page
with my harmless antics on display
winning back the hearts and minds of young people

there's nothing wrong with being stupid and nice
and wanting nothing more than a simple life
but by burying your head in the intellectual sand
you facilitate a culture in which corruption is the norm
I'm here to make you understand
that it's the reason why this nation is going to the dogs

when it should be going to the ostriches
I'll have a new generation in stitches
my humble ambition is to become a role model

i wanna be back on the front page
with my baffling antics on display
winning back the hearts and minds of young people

and when I turned up 50 years later
they made me into a great big joke
wasting away
in a retirement home

i wanna be back on the front page
with my baffling antics on display
winning back the hearts and minds of young people