Pervert Oven

by Pagan Wanderer Lu

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1.
Straw Donkey 02:54
Ladies and gentlemen... the book burners! The robber barons of the global media convinced a nation of slow readers to elect a donkey in a straw hat Like the one they bought in spain where they had such a nice holiday sorry what was the question again? da da da etc ain't no doubt it's plain to see there's only two things wrong with democracy one - the politicians two - the people who elect them and yes the education system's falling to bits but dumbing down the press isn't gonna help it no Just like the kids on reality TV He always knew it was his destiny to represent his constituency now he can buy himself a new hat We now use the same duff information when putting the choice to the nation of politician or singing sensation all the kids sing hallelujah ain't no doubt it's plain to see there's only two things wrong with democracy one - the politicians two - the people who elect them and is this how we're making things more democratic throw puckey at the wall and see what sticks? oh and for every old man who rants down the pub and doesn't cite his sources the riposte I endorse is show me yer bibliography
2.
GBP/GbV 01:37
Like magpies with gold cards we buy Intelligently designed by the gods of commerce To spend until it hurts Ruled out Yahweh with a telescope And with him any hope of an afterlife so spend as if you're never going to die This used to be a great country but we had to rob a lot of people to get there and there's always a danger that the great British public will become self-aware Use drama alone to decide the battles we should fight road safety facts don't bump terrorist attacks And we lose more jobs to ignorance than we ever will to immigrants how does electric work? It’s just planets in the wires If they replace manual workers with robots and replace office workers with software it wouldn't lessen the danger that the great british public would become self aware
3.
here I come to save the day I'm back to take my rightful place and prevent the destruction of youth culture by the little punk who stole my crown with his spiky hair and black and red jumper there's a new sheriff in town i wanna be back on the front page with my harmless antics on display winning back the hearts and minds of young people there's nothing wrong with being stupid and nice and wanting nothing more than a simple life but by burying your head in the intellectual sand you facilitate a culture in which corruption is the norm I'm here to make you understand that it's the reason why this nation is going to the dogs when it should be going to the ostriches I'll have a new generation in stitches my humble ambition is to become a role model i wanna be back on the front page with my baffling antics on display winning back the hearts and minds of young people and when I turned up 50 years later they made me into a great big joke wasting away in a retirement home i wanna be back on the front page with my baffling antics on display winning back the hearts and minds of young people
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Jhavishna 07:48
Jhavishna comes from a mystic place Sweet angel with a bearded face And we go To Jhavishna for help He can heal your mind body and soul At a price that will make a hole In your wallet But it’s worth it You bet Women fall for it hook line and sinker That he can make them less of a minger By unleashing The light From within Which they do By having sex With him Anne Marie is 23 She needs help with creativity So she goes To Jhavishna For help He says inside her Is a novel That will sell The only way that we truly create Is to commune with a higher plane Which we do By taking Drugs Have you got money? Then go buy some for us Go Jhavishna! Guru! Guru! Guru! Mr Jones has terminal cancer In desperation he goes for an answer To Jhavishna Who says ‘go, for your health, To the Bahamas And I’ll come as well ‘Out there amidst the sun and the sand I will touch you with my healing hands And the difference Will be plain To see It will take Two weeks Call it three’ After two weeks for perfect weather Mr Jones doesn’t feel any better So Jhavishna Says ‘there is one final chance I will perform the ancient healing chant....’ ‘Omma-ya-ya...’ etc The next day Mr Jones was dead Jhavishna turned to his family and said ‘I could have helped him If he truly believed In the healing powers Of me’ ‘Go me’. Jhavishna goes home every night Replaces toe-rings with a shirt and tie And he watches himself on TV Interviewed by Richard and Judy Judy explains how when she feels like a swig She simply gives Jhavishna a ring And he tells her, that inside her is a light (inside her is a light) That will make everything alright (what a big fat pile of shite) Guru! Guru! Guru!

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A lo-fi garage punk EP exclusive to Bandcamp.

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released December 9, 2010

written/played/recorded by Andy Regan between 2007-2009.

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Pagan Wanderer Lu Cardiff, UK

Electronica fuelled indiepop from South Wales.

Now recording and releasing as Andrew Paul Regan www.andrewpaulregan.co.uk

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